The Slant On Scene

		Three Fuckin' Years! What can I say? The ride was thrilling. Man, I still can't believe it's going on three years. Hell, I hadn't even had a decent romantic relationship that lasted three months!
		State Attorney Seeks Jail Time For Peaceful Demonstrators The State Attorney, Vincent Scarlota, is asking Judge Carter for ten days jail time and thirty days jail time for two activists that the State Attorney thinks are the 'ringleaders.'
		Future is Uncertain for Lake Apopka Farmworkers For Margie Pitter and Louise Seay, the future is unstable and uncertain. After over 30 years of hard work, neither knows where her next paycheck will come from or even if they can ever expect a paycheck again.
		It Ain't Rocket Science! Most people in the Central Florida business community have never heard of BadPuppy, even though it could be the most explosively successful Internet business in the area.
		Animal Rights/Human Rights? 'A whale in a tank lives less than half of their natural lifespan. Half of all dolphins die within two years after the capture,' states Susan McCullom one of the arrested activists. 'It is ironic that we are fighting against the imprisonment of marine mammals, yet we ended up in prison ourselves.'